Funny Quizzes

After chewing on a gum, where do you spit it off?

AIn between the pages of a book or stick it below a desk.

BIn your garden.

CIn the wrapper of your gum and throw it in the bin.

How often do you clean the bathrooms of your house?

AOnce every couple of months.

BOnce every month.

CAt least a few times a week.

Your best friend splits up with his/her partner. How will you react?

AYou will console and reassure him/her.

BCall up your best friend's partner and book a date with him since he/she is now available.

CYou will set up your best friend for a blind date the very next day to cheer her up.

You come back home after a long tiring day and you realize that you have no meat or veggies in the fridge to cook. What will you do?

AYou'll gobble a few mouthfuls of leftovers although you don't remember when they are from.

BYou will eat chips and crackers to fill your stomach.

CYou will order a pizza.

You are using the loo and you realize that you are out toilet paper. What will you do?

AUse the hand shower.

BUse the napkin hanging next to the sink.

CYell to someone to pass you some toilet paper.

How frequently do you run the dishwasher?

AOnly when your sink is full and you're even out of disposable cutlery.

BEvery alternate day.

CYou don't have a fixed schedule.

You spill some food on your beige colored shirt. What is the first thing that you will do?

AYou will rush to the washroom and pat it off with some water.

BYou will rub the crumbs on your shirt against the edge of the table to wipe off as much food as you can.

CYou will rub some tissue against your shirt.

You are taking a swim and you have the sudden urge to pee. What do you do?

AYou will try to hold it while you're trying to decide whether to go out of the pool or not.

BPee in the pool. Who's ever going to know?

CRush out of the pool to use the toilet.

Out of the following, which delicacy would you have if you had nothing else to eat?

ALocusts and Snakes.

BOctopus and Squids.

CRabbit meat.

How gross are you?

You are very gross

You are very gross. You seem to have the most unhealthy and unhygienic of habits that can gross other people out. You seem to be careless and don't mind openly flouting the general norms of general cleanliness. You should tidy up your life and your manners if you want to be less gross.

You can be a little gross sometimes

You can be a little gross sometimes. You seem to be not too clean, nor too gross. You barely manage to cross the levels of maintaining decent hygiene standards in your food and your house. Your lackadaisical attitude is what makes you gross sometimes.

You are not gross at all

You are not gross at all. You seem to be a normal person with great hygiene standards and a great attitude towards life. You have high standards of cleanliness and you live a sober and a socially acceptable life. You are not a gross person at all.

You tend to act gross when you are in a bad mood

You tend to act gross when you are in a bad mood. You are generally a sober and clean person but when you're feeling lazy or are generally in a bad mood, you tend to act weird and gross. Don't let your mood govern your habits of cleanliness and tidiness.

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