Funny Quizzes

You are on the escalator in a mall when someone trips and falls. What do you do?

You laugh at him/her.

You do nothing.

You help him/her to get up.

You are on a crowded train and all the seats are full. An elderly woman boards the train and no one offers her a seat. She asks you if she can have your seat. What do you do?

You refuse curtly.

You make a bad expression and unwillingly give her a seat.

You offer her your seat even before she can ask for it.

You are on a picnic at a lake when you see someone drowning. What do you do?

You take out your cell phone and start recording the funny moment.

You do nothing.

You jump in the lake if you can swim, else you call the authorities.

Would you donate $5 to the local animal shelter?

No chance. You hate animals.

Only once.

Yes.

Two of your friends are having a conversation. You want to talk with one of them, but it is not urgent. What will you do?

Interrupt their conversation and say what you want.

Give your friend a tap on the shoulder and speak when he/she looks at you.

Wait until they finish their conversation and then speak.

You are in an elevator and you need to burp very badly. What do you do?

You let your burp out unapologetically.

You burp, but profusely apologize to the other people in the elevator.

You desperately hold it down until you can exit the elevator.

Would you pee in the swimming pool?

Yes. After all, you couldn't be bothered getting out of the pool and going to the toilets.

Only if it was unbearable.

No.

You are walking down the street when you see a group of people thrashing a guy. What do you do?

You laugh, record a video and post it on YouTube.

You call the cops.

You try to break the fight.

Do you use swear words often while conversing?

Yes.

Only sometimes when you are angry.

No.

Are you rude?

You are rude

You are rude. You seem to be a person with a coarse personality. You don't seem to understand that you can maintain relationships with other people only if you behave with them nicely. You seem to like making fun of people, have the last laugh and look out for your own benefit.

You are a little rude

You are a little rude. You seem to be a nonchalant person who doesn't really care about what's happening around. You only care about yourself and that comes across as rude to other people. You also tend to talk rudely to other people when you lose your temper.

You are not rude

You are not rude. You seem to be a very well mannered and a polite person. You treat everybody with respect and go out of your way to help other people. You know how to make other people comfortable and maintain social etiquette.

You become rude when you are angry or in a bad mood

You become rude when you are angry or in a bad mood. Sometimes when you are in a bad mood, you behave very rudely with other people. You also seem to act impolitely with people when you lose your calm. But otherwise, you don't seem to be rude all the time.

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