Funny Quizzes

Suppose a plane crashed on the border of USA and Mexico. Where will the survivors be buried?

USA.

Mexico.

Survivors cannot be buried!

You have just finished work and you walk down to your office car park. You walk to the car to find 3 flat tires. What do you do?

You call the cops and ask the security to check video footage of the car parking lot as someone has played a prank on you. You then spend the entire evening filing a complaint with the cops and with t

You are too frustrated. You take a cab home and leave the car to be fixed for tomorrow.

You call road side assistance and have them take your car away for repairs. You take the cab home and expect your car to be repaired by tomorrow just in time for you to drive it home.

Throughout school or college, did you always find yourself at the bottom end of the class when it came to grades?

Yes.

You were average.

No, you were at least in the top 30 percentile.

Suppose you are standing in front of the mirror. Which side will your right hand be in the mirror?

Right.

Wait, you need time to think.

Left.

Besides magazines, how many books do you own? If you don't buy books, do you have a library card that you use often?

You don't own any books nor do you have a library card. You don't like to read.

You don't own any books but you do visit the library from time to time.

You own many books on a variety of subjects.

How many months in a year have 28 days?

Depends if it is a leap year or not.

None

All months obviously have 28 days!

How often do you find your friends making fun of your intelligence?

Very often. They always keep teasing you and your nickname is Dimwits.

Only sometimes.

Never. Your friends know that you are the brainy one in your group.

You are at the neighborhood supermarket with a trolley full of groceries for the entire month. You come to the checkout only to realize that you have forgotten your wallet. What do you do?

Leave the trolley and go home. You will shop next time.

You will ask one of the staff to look after your trolley while you go back home and grab your credit card.

You will request the staff to take your payment by punching in your credit card number. If that does not work, you will ask a housemate to quickly drive down with your wallet.

Do you often find yourself regretting saying something just because you didn't think before you speak?

Yes. It happens to you way too often.

Not too often. But you think you should be more careful before you speak.

No. It does not happen to you often.

Are you dumb?

You are dumb.

You seem to lack the basic logic and understanding that is expected of an average person. You have never done well academically nor do you display characteristics of a person who is street smart.

You are neither dumb nor are you smart.

You seem to posses the basic understanding that is expected of an average person. Let's just say that you are an average Joe.

You are smart, not dumb.

You are intelligent, academically inclined and seem to make wise choices in life. You are smart.

You can be smart.

You seem to have a sense of logic and with a little bit of extra effort and awareness, you can be on your way to being a smart person.

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